Archive - The Whim

Customer Insights on a Shoestring (Budget)

How I got to know my customers with no capital.

Nov 26 • Aalim Rattansi

The Keeper of Keys, reviewed.

Reviewing the fourth chapter of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

Nov 23 • Aalim Rattansi

July 2025

Woman Addicted to Commenting the Year She's Watching on YouTube Videos

Sudbury, ON - The worst thing to happen to Janet Borough was the release of YouTube Premium.

Jul 23

Apple Resurrects “Think Different” Marketing Campaign For Their Crappy AI

Cupertino, CA - The original “Think Different” marketing campaign, created by TBWA\Chiat\Day Agency in 1997, was a response to IBM’s slogan, “Think”.

Jul 18

Waititi Ready For Lead Role In Palantir CEO Biopic After Playing Hitler Once Already

Upcoming film about Alex Karp fast-tracked to production with Waititi not needing additional preparation.

Jul 16

Gold Cup, Club World Cup Unsuccessful Sting Operations for Mass Deportation

Planned as magnets to attract undocumented immigrants, the FIFA-ICE partnership proved a failure.

Jul 15

Musk Reveals Why Twitter AI, Grok, Sucks Amid Extreme Antisemitic Outputs

“Drugs help me be more productive in scaling my antisemitism into new technologies” says Musk

Jul 11

Genocide Goes On Despite Lead War Criminal Visit To Washington Piggy Bank

Netanyahu visits Trump for scheduled handout and a quick laugh.

Jul 9

European tourists put off by Canadian civility amid USA travel boycott

“We don’t feel better than these Canadians. We don't want to visit our former colonies and see they're fine without us.”

Jul 8

Mamdani, Garcia, Khan Take Inspiration From Charlie Kirk

Kirk responds to reports that he motivated immigrants to become political leaders.

Jul 5

The Definitive Guide to What You Can Eat With Your Hands

An exhaustive tomb on protecting western civilization from the savagery of Muslim and South Asian cultures.

Jul 3

June 2025

Senate Democrats, avg. Age 86, Fear They're Out Of Touch

Senator Cardin of Maryland has requested increased stock of adult diapers in chamber washrooms, in response.

Jun 27

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