The Definitive Guide to What You Can Eat With Your Hands

An exhaustive tomb on protecting western civilization from the savagery of Muslim and South Asian cultures.

Red Deer, AB - Western civilization is under attack, and we are losing. The mayor of London is a Muslim. Calgary’s former mayor was a Muslim. Obama is a Muslim. And now the front-runner for New York City’s mayor is a Muslim. And even though Obama was a self-hating Muslim for bombing the hell out of Yemen, Pakistan, and Afghanistan (among other Muslim-majority countries), things have gone too far.

In an act of defence of the greatest civilization, and on this auspicious week that includes Canada Day and Independence Day, we are publishing the definitive guide to what you can eat with your hands. Because hands are what built this civilization. Mostly Black, Chinese, and Indigenous hands. But we know what you can use those hands for.